Oil Paid Every Cycle · Robinhood Chain
Est. 2026 · Vienna, on-chain

The cartel
pays you il.

A Uniswap v4 hook takes a 3% tax on every trade of $OPEC and pays it out to every holder in USO, tokenized crude, every five minutes. No staking. No claiming. Barrels land in your wallet.

CAAnnounced at the founding session
Next distributionSession
05:00OIL GOES OUT TO EVERY HOLDER
Tax
3%
Paid in
USO
USO price
Team
0%
§ 01 — MECHANISM

Supply
control.

A cartel controls how much crude reaches the market. This one controls how much crude reaches your wallet. One hook, one pipeline, four stops.

01

Someone trades $OPEC

Any wallet, any router, on Robinhood Chain.

Trade
02

The hook takes 3%

A Uniswap v4 hook sits on the pool and takes 3% of every buy and sell. No one to ask, nothing to trust.

Uniswap v4 hook
03

It becomes oil

The tax is held as USO, the tokenized crude oil fund. Real barrels, on-chain.

USO · tokenized crude
04

Every holder gets paid

Every five minutes the oil goes out to every wallet holding $OPEC, pro-rata. Hold more, get more.

Every 5 minutes
3%

of every trade, in crude, to holders. Taken by the hook, paid out every five minutes. That's the whole mechanism.

The only pump
that never stops.

The hook fires on every trade. Every five minutes, the barrels go out to every member state. It runs whether or not anyone is watching.

§ 02 — THE CARTEL

Why a
cartel.

The real OPEC is a handful of countries that agree how much oil to pump, and by doing that, decide what the world pays for it. Supply control is price control. It has moved the price of oil more than any war, bank or president.

1960

Baghdad

Five oil states sit down in a room and decide to set output together. The cartel is born. Vienna becomes headquarters.

Founding session
1973

The embargo

The cartel turns the taps off. Oil quadruples in months. Gas lines wrap around blocks. The world learns who sets the price.

Supply cut · price ×4
2020

Minus 37

A price war between the two biggest members floods the market. Oil settles at negative 37 dollars. People are paid to take barrels.

Supply flood · price below zero
2026

Now

The UAE walks out. Hormuz is restricted. Every voluntary cut is unwound and Brent still breaks 100. The cartel has never mattered more.

Brent above $100
§ 03 — PRODUCTION QUOTAS

Spec
sheet.

Five numbers. That's all you need to know.

Ref
Parameter
Value
Note
Q-01
Total supply
1,000,000,000
Fixed. All of it in the pool at launch.
Q-02
Tax
3%
On every buy and sell, taken by the Uniswap v4 hook.
Q-03
Paid in
USO
United States Oil Fund, tokenized on Robinhood Chain. The barrel that lives on-chain.
Q-04
Payout cycle
5 MIN
Straight to your wallet. Nothing to claim.
Q-05
Team allocation
0%
None.
§ 04 — RESERVES

Your
barrels.

Paste any wallet. See what it has earned, what has already been paid out, what is still pending, and every session it was paid in.

Reads directly from Robinhood Chain. Nothing is stored.
§ 05 — MEMBER STATES

Your seat
at the table.

Quota is pro-rata. Every wallet that holds is a member state. The bigger the reserves, the bigger the share of each session's barrels.

Tier I
Observer
ANY BALANCE

Sits in the room. Receives barrels from the very next session.

Tier II
Member State
0.1% OF SUPPLY

A seat with a name on it. Big enough that a session's payout is worth checking.

Tier III
Minister
0.5% OF SUPPLY

A serious stream of crude every five minutes. Expected to defend the price floor.

Tier IV
Sec. General
1% OF SUPPLY

Vienna headquarters. Sets the tone of the session. Never sells, because selling ends the quota.

Standings · top 20
Seats open · standings fill after the founding session
§ 06 — ROADMAP

Road
map.

Four phases. Two are already built.

Phase 01Founding session

Deploy & seed

Token deployed, pool live against USO, hook armed, contract address published. The CA button at the top goes live.

Queued
Phase 02First session

First distribution

The first barrels hit holder wallets five minutes after launch. Proof posted on-chain.

Live
Phase 03Transparency

Reserves dashboard

Paste any wallet and see its barrels: accumulated, paid out, pending, and the full session history. Already on this page.

Live
Phase 04Standings

Member state leaderboard

Top wallets ranked by reserves, with tier and lifetime barrels received. Already on this page, fills at launch.

§ 07 — PRESS GALLERY

Questions.

What the press asks after every session.

F-01Is it actually oil?+
You are paid in USO, the United States Oil Fund token on Robinhood Chain. USO is the crude oil ETF that tracks WTI futures, tokenized one-to-one. Not a physical barrel, but the on-chain version of one.
F-02Do I need to claim?+
No. Every five minutes the oil is pushed straight to every wallet holding $OPEC. Buy, hold, receive.
F-03Where does the oil come from?+
A Uniswap v4 hook takes 3% of every trade. That is the only source. More trading means more barrels for holders.
F-04Is this the real OPEC?+
No. Here OPEC stands for Oil Paid Every Cycle. It is a parody memecoin with no affiliation to the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries, its member states, or its secretariat in Vienna. It is a joke about supply control that happens to pay out in crude.